{"id":36719,"date":"2022-11-30T18:35:57","date_gmt":"2022-11-30T18:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/egrowonline.com\/?p=36719"},"modified":"2022-11-30T18:35:57","modified_gmt":"2022-11-30T18:35:57","slug":"as-cryptocurrency-heavies-mysteriously-die-one-after-another-surf-fans-worry-diamond-handed-investor-kelly-slater-in-imminent-danger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/?p=36719","title":{"rendered":"As cryptocurrency heavies mysteriously die one after another, surf fans worry “diamond handed” investor Kelly Slater in imminent danger!"},"content":{"rendered":"


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\nYou seen that before? Drive you nuts? <\/p>\n

You\u2019ll remember, of course, t<\/b>he surfer-turned-citizen cop Chad Towersey.\u00a0<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

His Instagram account @ocinstanews is a treasure chest of gotcha journalism, Towersey\u2019s leering mask behind the telephone camera a source of terror for Orange County wrongdoers.<\/p>\n

The lantern-jawed Towersey aka Unkle Tito, who is forty-three, became the toast of mainstream American media one month ago after a video appeared on his Instagram page\u00a0showing a gal gone wild in a three-wheeled SUV.<\/p>\n

Towersey snatched the footage of the woman he dubbed \u201cZanny Nanny\u201d on the 405 freeway headed north to Irvine as he was driving to his job as a solar panel salesman.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Now, a five-year-old video of a surfer hitting bumpers while attempting to park at Newport, and filmed by Towersey, has resurfaced thanks to Reddit, and which Chas Smith wrote about yesterday.\u00a0<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

A brief recap,\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Let us travel, together, to Newport Beach, California, where our scene unfolds in broad daylight. For here we witness a surf caricature, floppy blonde hair, sunglasses, attempting to parallel park a white older model Mercedes station wagon festooned with an orange longboard.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n

The \u201cChad\u201d pulls up, cellphone out and ready, declaring, \u201cAhhh, now you\u2019re hitting cars, bro, come on,\u201d in classic west coast whine.<\/i><\/p>\n

The \u201csurfer\u201d flashes a peace sign and responds, \u201cGet a job, Chad. Is that your name? Chad? Go and hit up some a\u00e7a\u00ed berries.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n

Surfer girlfriend, girl friend or wife then appears as Chad tries to warn her not to get hit, that \u201cHe\u2019s hitting cars.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n

She says, \u201cDude, I know who you are.\u201d He says<\/i>, \u201cStop touching me.\u201d<\/p>\n

And the whole business devolves from there.<\/i><\/p>\n

Towersey, who removed the video from his page soon after it appeared because the man in wagon said he was getting teased by Newport Beach locals, says the crude parking wasn\u2019t even the worst of his crimes.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIt was a hot summer\u2019s day and if you\u2019re waiting for a parking spot you pull over so people can go around,\u201d says Towersey. \u201cAnd this was the most irritable thing. He was double parked and he had ten cars backed up for eight minutes. Not every street in Newport allows you to do it, but on this street you can. If you have half a brain, you pull over to the right. And then I pull up and watch him trying to park and he\u2019s playing bumper cars.\u201d\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

You seen that before?<\/p>\n

Drive you nuts?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Mall, beach, and traffic backs up because one person is determined to jump into a particular car space and to hell with how long it takes?<\/p>\n

Almost enough to turn a man into a lethal jack-in-the-box, ain\u2019t it?<\/p>\n

The correct response, as Towersey states, is to pull over and allow traffic to pass or move on until you find a vacant parking spot.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Or is he wrong?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n


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You seen that before? Drive you nuts? You\u2019ll remember, of course, the surfer-turned-citizen cop Chad Towersey.\u00a0 His Instagram account @ocinstanews is a treasure chest of gotcha journalism, Towersey\u2019s leering mask behind the telephone camera a source of terror for Orange County wrongdoers. The lantern-jawed Towersey aka Unkle Tito, who is forty-three, became the toast of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[36],"tags":[52,1463,7449,7521,3274,12591,12589,6629,1375,12592,7985,12593,12590,4433],"class_list":["post-36719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cryptocurrency","tag-cryptocurrency","tag-danger","tag-diamond","tag-die","tag-fans","tag-handed","tag-heavies","tag-imminent","tag-investor","tag-kelly","tag-mysteriously","tag-slater","tag-surf","tag-worry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/Screen-Shot-2022-11-30-at-10.22.48-AM.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36719"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36721,"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36719\/revisions\/36721"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/36720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/egrowonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}